licorice or lipstick

Thursday I receive a phone call from this guy. He asks if I have styling gel. So I have my mom check her inventory and she says yes. So I gladly say we do. Then he asks how much is it and I give him the price and then he says ok. And then I ask him where he lives... I don't know but I thought it would be a great idea to drop it off and get time off from the home. He gives me his address but I have such a hard time understanding him. His accent was so thick and strong I almost literally could not understand a single thing he was saying not even when he was trying to spell out the words. I thought he was going to be an Indian customer I have. SoI finally get the address... and was relieved... and then he tells me... I want 6... so I ask my mom do we have 6 and of course we were lucky enough to only have 1... boo. So originally we were going to go get product and then I would go turn it in... well at the end... we didn't know... I went by my self... I knew it was friday and it was going to be rush hour and God knows Danny could barely stand being in  a car when it's going at 70; we wouldhave to bare the yelling and screaming... through traffic. No way. I go get the product in Santa Fe Springs and then head off to turn in the product in corona... So when I got there... I had forgotten that it was an Apartment Complex... I didn't' have the name of it... iit was confusing and traffic doesn't allow to look and see if this one might be it... I called him because I felt lost... and no help thank strong accent... so then I call again and ask for the name... finally! He had to repeat it so many times... I couldn't understand... btu I went into a complex... and was driving through the parking and well lucky I saw the name...  River Run....  and he had also said that he was going to go meet me in the parking lot... good... So I park and get off of the car.... there was an older asian guy eating red licorice... I shale his hand and he wanted to do the shake and kiss... but we only did the shake so he says, " Never would I have imagined such a beautiful young lady" and that's when I noticed he was wearing reddish pink lipstick... it was rubbing off... noit wasn't the licorice... because it doesn't leave you looking like that So he couldn't get off at how supposedly pretty I was.... so I gavehim his stuff and he gave me the money... So I proceeded to end the convo and say good bye... I shook his hand and he went for the kiss again...  The thing was that he wanted to kiss me inmy lips... yeah... my lips so I gave him a small kiss in his cheek and said good bye... As I was walking around my car... he still said... I ccan't believe how beautiful you are... I am going too dream about you tonight... So flattered as I was said thanks... and he told me to be careful and all this stuff... So I said thank you once again and left... he was staring at me leave like if he had lost something precious go away... I know I am exagerating but that is the way he saw my car leave.... lol.... Man was I glad that was over quick and that he came out to the parking lot instead of me going to his house... I need to start taking a buddy or something... lol... but that was something.....