Complex number/complex life; they equal each other? what?

So it just dawned to me that maybe simple is to complex to begin with... well sort of I guess... (i)= imaginary - I guess in math it does.... lol

simple me (i)= complex...

haha I was thinking imganary numbers... so maybe there is more to the simplicity I have and that equals complex...

wait what?!

I don't know... I'm drinking watered down cranberry juice (no alcohol, just water and cranberry juice)... and my mind makes no sense...

But, on the other hand... I made an equation of me... which means I'm equal to a negative... oh no! Even more complex...

so for example if i ^2 = −1

Then Me (i)^2= equals a negative variable...

Can it be??

Ok, I'm done!